From this post, we found out that our new aquaintence/friend, Ebong (very cool guy, hopefully we will be friends), knows the mystery woman, so she is a mystery no more.
Basically, he said that she has a 6’3″ Swede boyfriend who is a blackbelt in Karate…in others words, she is off the map. Or…..I can just see it now…
Karate Kid: Part IX. Fat American (played by me) is coached my Mr. Miyagi (played by Mr. Miyagi of course) to fight big Swede (played by Jean Claude Van Damme) for the Brazilian girl in Bali, Indonesia. I train in the Bali Jungles for weeks in preparation of the big fight because I showed the Brazilian girl my handheld (22K). Then the big fight. I get my butt kicked until Miyagi does his magic and gives me the second wind and reminds me to use “the move” I have been working on the past few weeks in the jungle… of course, I use “the move” and win the match and girl.
It’ll be a hit in the USA….I mean if Kangaroo Jack can be a number 1 at the US box office, why couldn’t something like this?
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heck, i’d pay to see that movie. as long as sean was in it!!
and just remember that Woody Allen movie “Everyone Say I Love You”
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0116242
just because people are beautiful doesn’t mean they’re happy or the relationship is working out. you could still have your moment. and maybe she has friends. haha!
Because Kangaroo Jack is quality film-making at its best. Original content – I mean, who’s seen a mixed buddy relationship involving a talking animal and a cute sheila before? I can’t wwait to see it!
I want to know what ‘the move’ is. Can you teach it to me? I suspect as you’re a Yank and he’s from Sweden that it might be pulling your 44 Magnum out and shooting him.
This story though has a poetic ring to it. Praying Mantis kung fu was started by a guy who continually got his ass kicked, went into the forest, observed a praying mantis killing other insects and learned from it.
Don’t forget the ‘tea cup’ in case things go wrong.
Nick
hey, btw, some of your images seem to be rather large (60k+) for such a small image size. you could have a bigger image size at half the size if you save your jpegs at less quality (e.g. 80%).
i use http://www.irfanview.com to process my images (much easier and smaller than photoshop) and make 384×288 images at around 30k that look pretty good.
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